Rule for dating my son
She’s a girl asking to date your son, not a broodmare for your purebred stallion OK? We’ve learned that some people still think breeding, comportment and rigid gender roles are more important than what their own children might think of their relationship choices.
I decided to come up with my own for dating my amazing sons so listen up gals!Friendly smells tempt you, cotton candy, funnel cakes and the incinerated remains of what was once a hot dog. If you want to be a snarky jerk about it, well that’s what we’re here for). There runs through many ordinary people an authoritarian streak to rival Stalin. When last we left the mud spattered confines of the Derby we were shown a list of 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter. ___Yes ___No #of years they have been married ______ If less than your age, explain why ______________________________________ If not explain why ___________________________________________________ Here we have all the information one might need if you were perhaps the I. They will be expected to conform to the model imposed by their authoritarian parents, no matter what might make them happy, (we’re rooting for son #2 to move to the coast and find a nice young man and with bungalow and a garden).He might be a well-adjusted young man full of the right things, but I was not at his age, and I know all the angles. Control the public displays of affection and in private too.I’m not proud of my years as a teenage boy, but as a parent I have a wealth of experience to draw upon. I know you’re going to kiss, but I sure don’t want to see it. Show my daughter the respect she deserves, and she’s been taught to treat you the same way. And no, you can’t go out of town together to see a concert. We spent all those years teaching and instilling values.
We’ve raised them to seek their identity in the things that matter and not in the superficial, so they are somewhat intimidating to young men. But sooner or later a boy of equal substance was going to show up, and now he has. They both have busy schedules, but if they aren’t learning or working, they are in our home.